I know the first response to ads on a website is, "OMG SELLOUT." So read this before you start shitting bricks. It's a good thing.
All the money I make off google will go to you.
Here's the deal...
I still have a shittone of chicken shirts. And I need to get rid of them all before I go to college in August. So I'll hold little competitions on my site and the winner of each will get a free shirt, paid for by the generous people at google.
But I know not everybody wants a free shirt. So if you win a competition but don't want a shirt, I could just send you cash. It'll be your option. A shirt or five dollars. As long as I make the cost of the shirt back, I'm fine.
people like shirts.
Back to how much yoga blows ass...
Update: A few people have asked what the "competitions" will be like. I've thought of a few potentials:
1. Find secret hidden pages on my site.
2. Beat me at starcraft.
3. Send in a video of you doing crazy cool shit.
4. Find me a picture of the hottest girl online.
5. Send me a picture of the best weed.
Stuff like that. Or even visiting my site at the right exact moment.