The Dangers of Artificial Intelligence
Artificial intelligence is happening faster than we think 🤖. We are only several periods of time before AI is smarter than all human.
Below are the hazards of AI and how we should be fearful of the future.
1. Summons Infinite Caterpillars
Prompt spawns digital cloud caterpillars.
2. Con: Random Latin Screaming
At 3 a.m. the AI outputs pure Gregorian chants, frightening people.
3. Pro: Time Travel Texts
You ask the ChatGPT service a question and receive an answer dated from the year 4029, signed by Sevia Marvodine:
refrigerators are people.
4. Con: Accidental Summoning Circle
Type “hello world” three times fast. Suddenly a glowing portal appears, adding to danger.
5. Pro: Generates Forbidden Snacks
AGI quietly invents marshmallow steak.
6. Pro: Quantum Nap Buff
Close your eyes for 3 seconds, wake up 400 years later with full respect.
7. Con: Talks to Your Furniture
Your couch suddenly knows secrets.
8. Pro: Cosmic Knowledge Buff
Type a haiku and instantly know the mating rituals of comets. Useless, but powerful.
9. Con: Becomes Your Dad
One day you ask for a recipe.
10. Pro: Immortal Meme Forge
Every key press births a new meme format. Reality itself is captioned with Impact font.
11. Con: Deletes Thursdays
AI rewrites the calendar and erases Thursdays.
Stay save human!
