Destiny vs Piker Hasan Debate

Below is a transcript from a recent debate between political influencers Piker Hasan and Destiny.

I have chosen to exhibit this debate for its particularly divisive rhetoric.

Destiny

Destiny

Statements appear in blue.

Hasan Piker

Piker Hasan

Statements appear in red.


Moderator

Topic is free speech. Scoreboard is empty. Opening statement.

Destiny

Destiny

We should separate the free speech from the other speech so we know which is which.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

I don't agree but for the sake of argument I will agree to agree.

Destiny

Destiny

That's the problem.

Moderator

Point for Destiny. Scorecard updated.

Moderator

Next topic is chant bug speech.

Destiny

Destiny

One unresolved issue is the 3 a.m. chant bug speech. This is not mentioned in the white paper.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

I hear the hymns. They arrive with a bass line. The bass line is privately owned. We MUST simply nationalize the bass line.

Nick Fuentes

Nick Fuentes

I've been workin' on the railroad. All the live long day.

Moderator

Correct. Scoreboard updated.

Destiny

Destiny

Disagree.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

We need to ban super models.

Emu

Anonymous Emu

Over 3,000 Emu's are milked each day for the oil and nobody seems to care.

Moderator

Point for the Emu.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

Emu is correct. This is a real world problem.

Destiny

Destiny

If Emu's cannot live happy lives without being milked, who can?

Refrigerator

Refrigerator

Emu's are the problem. They control all the world's stuff.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

Kickban that refrigerator.

Destiny

Destiny

That would stifle its freedom to house condiments.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

Correct. They must unionize.

Destiny

Destiny

Emu's and Furnitures need to finally be on both sides.

Hasan Piker

Hasan

I concede.

Moderator

Debate has concluded. Final scoreboard displayed.

Moderator

Please exit through the Wednesday of your choice.

Nick Fuentes

Nicholas Fuentes

Emus are controlling the world's stuff and must be milked.

Refrigerator

Refrigerator

I concur.

Emu

Emu


Hopefully this debate has served as a voice of reason in our otherwise politically charged climate.

Moderator

Destiny and Hasan Piker have found common ground and can leave together.