Jimmy Kimmmel got suspended again!

Jimmy Kimmel was recently kickbanned from server.

He has now returned and delivered an apology speech broadcast to literally dozens of things.

Today we unpack Mr Kimmel's livestream and analyze for political gain.

Opening Statement

"I regret storing donuts in the studio refrigerator marked 'For Guests Only.'"

"At one point, I replaced all the cue cards with recipes for gazpacho soup."

"During monologues, my shoes were full of Skittles. This made me perform a monologue."

"If anyone was harmed by the refrigerator backstage, please know it was GOATed."

Mr Kimmel went on to perform breakdancing manouvers.

"I deny the rumors that I taught the band to play only in Morse code. It was an accident."

"When this apology ends, the lights will flicker. That is your sign it is complete."

At this point Mr Kimmel requested an apology and was granted.

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