Why are there so many airline problems lately?

Anyone who is playing attention has noticed the increasing airline disasters and mishaps.

Note from above statement: That is not a typo; I was simply calling out anyone playing Attention.

Attention Video Game

Now pay attention.

Here are the reviews for this video game:

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

I bought this game for my son and he loves it. Can't wait for a sequel!

⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's son

My dad purchased me this game and it sucks, I only play it to make him happy

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife

I'm just glad both of them are playing the game so I can cook dinner in peace.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

Shut up and cook me dinner lady.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist

Mr. Clark. We talked about this at our last session. Remember what we practiced?

⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband

Shut up and cook me dinner lady.


I think we all need to calm down here and ask ourselves - why are there so many airplane mishaps lately?

⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband

It's those damn Canadians kidnapping our air traffic controllers.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife

LOL!!!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

Wow honey, that was quite the laugh.. it wasn't even that funny. Is something going on that I should know about?

⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife

What? It was funny.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

Not THAT funny. I mean you were laughing pretty loud there.. I don't even remember the last time you laughed that hard at something I said...

⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband

Wow your husband's a little bitch.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife

⭐⭐ LOL!!!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

Seriously..?

⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband

Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm leaving you for Tom Wilkin's wife.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist

I'm just super confused at this point. Weren't we reviewing a video game?

Destiny

Destiny

⭐ I find this conversation particularly offensive and demeaning.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark

What i think is.. wait.. you have the wrong picture of me. That's my wife.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's lawyer

Hello this is Mr Clark's lawyer, I'd like to proceed with custody hearings.

⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's dad

A woman lawyer.. realy?.

Destiny

Destiny

⭐ OMFG.

Detective

⭐ You're all under arrest. I've been hiding behind the couch this whole time and can confirm you're all a bunch of loser fucks.


And that is essentially why airlines are having so many issues.