⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
I bought this game for my son and he loves it. Can't wait for a sequel!
Why are there so many airline problems lately?
Anyone who is playing attention has noticed the increasing airline disasters and mishaps.
Note from above statement: That is not a typo; I was simply calling out anyone playing Attention.
Now pay attention.
Here are the reviews for this video game:
⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's son
My dad purchased me this game and it sucks, I only play it to make him happy
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife
I'm just glad both of them are playing the game so I can cook dinner in peace.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
Shut up and cook me dinner lady.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist
Mr. Clark. We talked about this at our last session. Remember what we practiced?
⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband
Shut up and cook me dinner lady.
I think we all need to calm down here and ask ourselves - why are there so many airplane mishaps lately?
⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband
It's those damn Canadians kidnapping our air traffic controllers.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife
LOL!!!!
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
Wow honey, that was quite the laugh.. it wasn't even that funny. Is something going on that I should know about?
⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife
What? It was funny.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
Not THAT funny. I mean you were laughing pretty loud there.. I don't even remember the last time you laughed that hard at something I said...
⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband
Wow your husband's a little bitch.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's wife
⭐⭐ LOL!!!!
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
Seriously..?
⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist's husband
Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm leaving you for Tom Wilkin's wife.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clark's family therapist
I'm just super confused at this point. Weren't we reviewing a video game?
Destiny
⭐ I find this conversation particularly offensive and demeaning.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark
What i think is.. wait.. you have the wrong picture of me. That's my wife.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's lawyer
Hello this is Mr Clark's lawyer, I'd like to proceed with custody hearings.
⭐⭐⭐ Tom Clark's dad
A woman lawyer.. realy?.
Destiny
⭐ OMFG.
Detective
⭐ You're all under arrest. I've been hiding behind the couch this whole time and can confirm you're all a bunch of loser fucks.
And that is essentially why airlines are having so many issues.